bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

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" I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. "

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you